Like a hot librarian before her glasses come off. But first, the cast:ġ) Sweet innocent intellectual guy and male lead. The Love BoatĠ:12:22 Hot brunette peeing in a public restroom, if you wanna go there.Ġ:21:16 I’m ready to make my official prediction of the first victim. This movie just shifted category-into Fantasy. Watch out! Another cliché!Ġ:09:57 A blacklete, his-panic girlfriend, a handsome stoner, a dork, a nerd, a brunette slut and a tormental blonde ditz are all off to weekend-together. He’s gonna hug Whitey for tutoring him to a good grade. The big black jock who busted into the room isn’t going to beat up the bony white intellectual. Blonde's Idea of a Water BedĠ:07:12 Tulane University dorm. Clichés are the real danger in these waters. It looked a little like Piranha 3D from the poster but I’ve heard nothing but worse things about it since.Ġ:01:48 If the depth of the tongue in cheek is as profound as the opening credits, I’m in for a treat.Ġ:03:02 I guess I’m hoping for Sharks on a Plane.Ġ:03:18 The post-credit token attention grabbing death is a beach blonde. The kind of movie I’ll hopefully love to hate. "The water was cold so I brought a sweater." Read on if you’ve ever seen or will never see Shark Night. I’ll basically be re-telling the entire story, except better. In order to properly dissect this movie, I shall be ripping its guts out.
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